What up, I'm Kate. Born on July 16.
Butts, Boobs, Booze, Batman, Bikes, Bates Motel. Burgers. Also, I'm better than you.

 

quillusquillus:

baapi-makwa:

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

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the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

gudakko:

emiria:

gudakko:

“i was BORN ready” ready for what?? what could a baby possibly be born already ready for? poop yourself?

ready to suck tiddie

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just-shower-thoughts:

Maybe people are the dumbest creatures on Earth, and animals just pretend to be dumber to avoid talking to us.

menstru8r:

parthenogenon:

swimbacktome:

why is liking body hair on women considered, like, a weird fetish when it’s literally just.. the female body’s natural form…

men dumb

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debrusks:

me: wow my team sucked tonight

opposing fan: yeah you really did

me: how fucking dare you